Kyle Lohse. Really? $33 million for three years, and losing your first round draft pick, for an aging, oft injured starting pitcher -- and Boras client -- who in this pitching starved off season was too sketchy a proposition to find a deal before the last week of March?
Now, today, comes the news that the club has re-signed Yuniesky Betancourt. YUNIESKY MOTHERFUCKING BETANCOURT?!?!?!?!?!?
there is no god. What the FUCK, Doug Melvin. What the FUUUUUUCKKK.