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by **blunt** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:25 pm

Gary Unmarried is Gary Unwatchable.
That thick-necked wannabe has never been interesting or funny.

He is the white version of this guy:

Why did HE get the SNL gig when it should have been this guy:

Gary Unmarried should soon become Gary Unscheduled.

by **bluethedog** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:41 pm

It's the Charles Schwab commercials for me.

SNL parody would have the standard cartoon asshole talking about their investments (like I could give a shit) when out of nowhere a sniper's bullet would rip off half their jaw, like that guy Viggo Mortenson shot in A History of Violence.

Cartoon asshole would not miss a beat, going on and on about their investment bullshit.

by **towanda** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:52 pm

The commercial with the cannibal pigs. I don't even know what the damn commercial is for.

The McDonald's Filet-o-Fish commercial with the stupid singing plastic fish.

Wife Swap and Trading Spouses. Reality TV in general.

by **blunt** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:25 am

CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
Wow.
First: Joan Rivers was actually much easier on the eyeballs BEFORE the face mangling:

But here is the one precious gem I was able to take away from my first accidental torturous ordeal of CA, a quote from footballer Herschel Walker.
When it was announced his team had only 7 minutes left, Mr. Walker responded , "When they say it was 7 minutes to go, man, that was like the 2 minute warning!"

by **cfath** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:12 am

towanda! Those are my two fave commercials! I bust a gut every time I hear the pig say "true".

by **blunt** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:04 pm

ITT ads.
Grrrrrrr! "I have always liked taking things apart."
Exactly what I'd like to do to you, doofcake.
I can't blame the guys--it's just the perpeual repetition!
ITT must been raking in the dough to be able to mercilessly pummel me so many times during my morning stories.
And it's hard enough getting through Maury.

by **minicat** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:08 pm

The new Burger King ads.

Seriously. Can the evangelicals hurry up the Rapture?

by **fisticuffs** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:21 pm

The new Burger King ads.

Annoying yes but they are pretty effective. I've never wanted to fuck a hamburger more in my life. Well almost.

by **towanda** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:20 am

Ads that are five times louder than the show they interrupted.

by **HeyZeus** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:42 am

fisticuffs wrote:
The new Burger King ads.

Annoying yes but they are pretty effective. I've never wanted to fuck a hamburger more in my life. Well almost.

Double Whopper, obviously.

by **Bwis53** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:14 am

towanda wrote:Ads that are five times louder than the show they interrupted.

That person on the bus, on their cell phone, who sounds like they're shouting, from the back of the bus!

A loud argument/fight on the bus.

Once, every person, at a particular stop, got on while yakking on their cell!

by **Ducatista** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:10 pm

Bwis53 wrote:Once, every person, at a particular stop, got on while yakking on their cell!

Why wouldn't they?

by **Bwis53** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:47 am

On that particular day, three phone yakkers, were already on the bus. One was quite loud. When three more got on, all with phone glued to ear, it looked as if that was their entry ticket. I guess that's why so many riders are either yakking, or have ear phones for more pleasant listening.

by **white_rabbit** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:07 am

Ducatista wrote:
Bwis53 wrote:Once, every person, at a particular stop, got on while yakking on their cell!

Why wouldn't they?

At the Wisconsin Historical Museum Saturday there were a couple of young gals, probably around ages 10-12, wandering around with phones glued to ear giving who ever they were talking to a play by play of their museum experience, "...and there is this display of milk bottles, and they used to make paper in Wisconsin, and there is a big cow standing on nuts and bolts, and there is an old car, and there is farm stuff..."

I'm sorry, but if your kid has a cell phone attached to it's ear, you're a bad parent.

by **towanda** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:36 pm

white_rabbit wrote:I'm sorry, but if your kid has a cell phone attached to it's ear, you're a bad parent.

If your too-young-to-drive kid has a cell phone at all, I question your parenting skills.

People who are born English speakers who cannot speak or write a coherent sentence. Especially if they have post-graduate degrees.