Not like that, you bunch of sick jerks.
What I mean is that Colleen Madden of American Players Theater will be reading excerpts from my mom's book, Deborah Whitney of Shady Flat, at A Room of One's Own next Thursday (September 16th) starting at 6:30 pm.
It's a book for young adults, so this will be a family-friendly event. At least it will be until I show up, reeking of cheap gin and coked to the gills.
More info, here.
Y'all come, ya hear?