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Postby Coplay » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:40 pm

Let me preface this story with another story. I was in a bar up north years ago and got into an argument with a local about native fishing rights. He did not agree with my opinion that the natives had rights and forced me to leave the bar. He pushed my head into a wall. I was stunned because the locals began laughing at me. However, this changed in a matter of seconds. I faked a left jab with a right cross and separated Mr. Up North from his nose and face. A huge spurt of blood spewed across the sidewalk, the locals gasped, and in the distance the police were on the way. I ran for my life ,got in my car and drove out the other side of town and got away.
So what does this have to do with anything? Well because I was drinking one night here in east side Mad town minding my own business with friends. I said "Fuck" a few times in the course of a conversation. Not loudly, but in the context of the conversation.
A Madison hero at another table, turned around and said, "I'd like you to stop swearing." I was stunned, people at another table started laughing. So, I replied, "FUCK YOU!" Mr Madison and his family shriveled away, once they saw that I was not backing down. Mr. Madison was very close to having his nose separated too but I held back and left the establishment.
So ok I'm a drunken asshole, I'm a terrible person. I suck. But, I would like you to understand that you do not dominate the public domain. When you go out in public the world is not about you, nor is it about me. When you take your lap tops into cafes do not expect that I have to be quiet so you can do your "important" work. Do not expect that I will back down simply because this is "civilized" Madison and people here don't believe in confrontation.
Do I like hearing about your screwed up kids, your dysfunctional family relationshipsl, your career problems? No I don't but hear them I do everywhere I go.
Madison assholes you are shit. Your are nothing and it's time you learn that the world is a big place with different people with different ideals, And some people even curse. Praise the Lawd.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby ilikebeans » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:02 pm

Lots of water and some aspirin should help you avoid tomorrow's splitting headache.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby Coplay » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:05 pm

Just like that. No explanation for the superior attitudes of people here in Madison. OK
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby LLUrbanUnderachiever » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:07 pm

What kind of explanations are you expecting? You come in here unsolicited and call us assholes for confronting you for being an asshole, while admitting you're an asshole. I see a pattern emerging.

/donefeedingtroll
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby TheBookPolice » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:31 pm

Walter: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
The Dude: What about the toe?
Walter: Forget about the fucking toe!
Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Walter: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby LLUrbanUnderachiever » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:35 pm

Calmer than you are.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby Coplay » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:00 am

LOL this will go on for ages. Well get to it. I'll come back in a few months to read what a bad person I am.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby LLUrbanUnderachiever » Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:13 am

Is this like the masochists version of fishing for compliments?
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby Walter » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:57 am

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“Yeah well, that’s just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.”
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby scratch » Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:55 am

Hey, Coplay, what do you want to be if you grow up?
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby Stomach » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:45 am

Asparagus makes my pee stink.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby iwiw99 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:57 am

I didn't think I was going to be able to go to work with a smile on my face today. I am now.
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby wack wack » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:20 am

Hooo-wee!!! Fishing rights and a dining family! You are one seriously bad mofo. Toughest girl in the house, fo sheezee. Who's next on the list... Salvation Army Santas? Girl Scout cookie sellers? Cancer patients?
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby Marvell » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:37 am

Just wait until Cosplay shows up.

"It's a bird...it's a plane...it's CAPTAIN BAR ASSHOLE!!!"
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Re: Madison Woo Woos

Postby boston_jeff » Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:00 am

I thot' this was a thread about woo woo shots.
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