I have been cruising the audience on People's Court.
I have never seen so many cute people that will never fuck me all in one place except State Street.
I get so angry when the Plaintiff moves too far to his right and I lose track of that beautiful mahogany Zulu princess sitting behind him.
I hate when I lose sight of the golden skateboarder in his first year of law school when the camera follows the Defendant to the traffic simulation board.
Sometimes even the litigants are hot.
I hope beyond hope for a nice aerial shot as they enter the courtroom so I can examine the state of their buttocks.
And Judge Milian can pound my gavel anytime.