This riddle has been with us since the time those monkeys found that strange monolith and were impregnated by praying mantises.
Betty is the boink bucket. Get of my toon and into my car.
Wilma is the buddy you smoke dope and drink with, the kind that makes you laugh, probably a lesbian in a different life, like Brett Butler.
As a kid, I had the unformed vague hots for:
2) Peter Brady
3) That guy on Shazaam
4) Wonder Woman
5) Gilligan (!)
7) Mary Ann
Lady Everlin (sp?) on Mr. Rogers
9) Rick Springfield
10) Bugs Bunny (regular and in drag)
These days I have a fixation with
1) Ray's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond
2) Every character in Japanimation
3) Robocop (not Peter Weller, the two-legged machine that fell backwards out the window)