Velvet Coffin wrote:I was screwed by Cheops, too! That bigamist bigshot. it was all I'll love you throughout eternal life and lesser funerary monuments will be built to glorify your name but when it came down to it all he cared about was the size of his pyramid. As a phallic substitute it was no Cleopatra's Needle, let me tell you. I'm not surprised he robbed your tomb of its free cheap mp3 player. DOWN WITH THE FOURTH DYNASTY!
Y'see, newbies? This
is how you make a good first impression.
Capt. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead] Let's get married.
Mrs. Whitehead: All of us?
Capt. Spaulding: All of us.
Mrs. Whitehead: Why, that's bigamy.
Capt. Spaulding: Yes, and it's big of me too.