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Postby Marvell » Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:08 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:if you ever get the chance to give a hedgehog a bath, don't pass it up.


This isn't one of those there Robert Plant euphemisms, is it?

"Baby, when you're done squeezing my lemon
Won't you give my hedgehog a bath..."

- little-known alternate lyrics to "Livin' Lovin' Maid"
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Postby spanky » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:43 pm

Marvell wrote:"Baby, when you're done squeezing my lemon"


This isn't one of those there Rachael Ray euphemisms is it??
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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:06 am

Henry Vilas wrote:
Prof. Wagstaff wrote:
Bwis53 wrote:Do woodchucks swim?
By choice? I dunno, but I'll bet they can, 'cuz if there's a mammal that can't, I'm unaware of it.

While young hippos are buoyant, adults of the species are not, so technically, they cannot swim.

Interesting - especially considering how graceful they look underwater.

As for the hedgehog bath - no, it ain't a euphemism, except maybe for a real good time. I mean, how friggin' cute is this?

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Woodchuck love?

Postby Copeland1984 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:43 pm

I can't believe no one here has asked the age old question:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I once knew a guy named Chuck Wood. I think he killed his parents.

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Postby Bwis53 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:45 pm

I was shaking out rugs, on my back porch yesterday, when I saw a racoon climb on down, from a tree. I guess it was his or her dinner time stroll. We have racoons in Downtown Madison.
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Re: Woodchuck love?

Postby white_rabbit » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:50 pm

Copeland1984 wrote:I can't believe no one here has asked the age old question:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



Or the foron version, "How much Woodchuck would Chuck Schick drink if Chuck Schick would drink Woodchuck?"
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Postby TheBookPolice » Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:10 pm

Bwis53 wrote:I was shaking out rugs, on my back porch yesterday, when I saw a racoon climb on down, from a tree. I guess it was his or her dinner time stroll. We have racoons in Downtown Madison.


Back when I lived down there, I saw two crawl out of the storm drain at the corner of West Wash and Bassett and walk back into someone's backyard.
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