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WWYD

Run away!
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Crucifixion
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Total votes : 6

WWYD

Postby Oprah » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:12 pm

Imagine you're in Jesus' sandals for a moment.

You've been set-up by Judas and you have two choices:

(1) Run away!
(2) Crucifixion, including the suffering leading up to it.

Seems like crucifixion is a no-brainer. I mean, you save everyone, become hugely popular, and what the fuck because you know you're the son (or for the ladies out there, daughter) of god anyway, which means you're guaranteed a prime spot in the afterlife, so what's the risk.

If it's me, I'm going with crucifixion.

What would you do?
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Postby mrak » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:16 pm

Crucifixion? Good. Out the door, line on the left. One cross each.

Next!
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Postby square » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:45 pm

david cross does the perfect joke on this
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Re: WWYD

Postby goofticket » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:52 pm

Oprah wrote:Imagine you're in Jesus' sandals for a moment.

You've been set-up by Judas and you have two choices:

(1) Run away!
(2) Crucifixion, including the suffering leading up to it.

Seems like crucifixion is a no-brainer. I mean, you save everyone, become hugely popular, and what the fuck because you know you're the son (or for the ladies out there, daughter) of god anyway, which means you're guaranteed a prime spot in the afterlife, so what's the risk.

If it's me, I'm going with crucifixion.

What would you do?


I wouldn't hang with radicals like that.
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Postby meowzamusic » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:21 am

What Would Yahweh Do?
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Postby blunt » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:58 am

Oprah has mouthed my very words.
And then to be risen and able to come again and again?
Neat!
And think of every bullet taken for a friend in war, every time someone pushes someone else out of the way of a speeding vehicle, or even the poison taster for the king:
dying for others is not so unique.
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Postby TheBookPolice » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:28 pm

Determination in the face of a foregone conclusion. Take the Wood outcha bag, Son.

And now both of my tattoos have been turned into TDPF discussion topics.
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Postby Cooltapes » Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:45 pm

Jesus...was, a vampiirrrrrre.
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