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What are the things that puzzle, enrage, delight and tickle you as you go about your life in Madison?

Postby Marvell » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:03 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:
blunt wrote:
Every year the amount of attractive youth that will not fuck me grows larger.
What's the problem? Who wants to fuck large youths anyway?


You mean besides Bill Clinton and Kevin Federline?
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Postby blunt » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:08 pm

For once, I will just lean back and smile appreciatively.
Gawd I love creative misunderstandings!
Snap 'o the towel to Pro and Marv.
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Postby Ned Flanders » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:18 pm

Prof. Wagstaff wrote:Who wants to fuck large youths anyway?

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Postby Prof. Wagstaff » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:23 pm

Gee, Ned -
That joke probably would've been funnier if Marvell hadn't already made it!

You desperately need some new material.
I'd think for that reason alone, you'd support a Dem as our next President.
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Postby Henry Vilas » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:12 am

Well, that didn't take long. I've already had a violation of rule #3.
3. When you come home at bar time, remember that your neighbor's lawn is not a trash can. Also, even if there aren't any legal parking places left, that is no reason to park over my driveway. You will get towed (it will cost you about a hundred bucks and plenty of hours of aggravation).

The car was parked entirely across my drive. Made a quick call to the MPD non-emergency number and they took care of it right away. A real cop showed up (not a meter maid) and Schmidt Towing took care of the rest.
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Postby newt » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:30 pm

11. No puking on the sidewalk along University!!

I know your drinking education is just starting, but take it a little slower, mmkay? :roll:
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby diva_arcadia » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:16 am

Dulouz wrote:
Henry Vilas wrote:And as for my other complaints, parking across my drive (it's happened twice in recent years), would you call that "just expressing themselves?"


"Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in Capital City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Parking,
That stands for parking.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in Capital City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble..."

Oh, Dulouz! Your remix of one of my favorite songs from 'The Music Man' is so awesome. I give you many props. So, uh, pick-a-little-talk-a-little-cheep!
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Postby Aubrey McFate » Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:54 am

Now a little advice for you young guys to bear in mind:

Now a woman who'll kiss on very the first date is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy.


Oh, heck, let's hear it from the master.
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Postby fennel » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:14 am

Aubrey McFate wrote:Now a little advice for you young guys to bear in mind:

Now a woman who'll kiss on very the first date is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy.


Oh, heck, let's hear it from the master.

Bizarre. I've seen replicas of this guy's chin hanging on the back of pickup trucks.
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby Henry Vilas » Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:22 am

Henry Vilas wrote:Welcome to the neighborhood.

Just a few little rules to help you fit in:

1. Yes, you really like your taste in music. But others might not. So keep the stereo down late at night, especially in wamer weather when people have their windows open. Same goes for your vehicles with the megawatt subwoofers.

2. Use the city provided trash and recycle bins according to instructions. And don't leave them out by the curb for days after the pickup. Know your trash day and your biweekly recycle dates.

3. When you come home at bar time, remember that your neighbor's lawn is not a trash can. Also, even if there aren't any legal parking places left, that is no reason to park over my driveway. You will get towed (it will cost you about a hundred bucks and plenty of hours of aggravation).

4. Have fun, study hard and use common sense.

Again, welcome back.

Bump
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby Henry Vilas » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:37 pm

Henry Vilas wrote:Welcome to the neighborhood.

Just a few little rules to help you fit in:

1. Yes, you really like your taste in music. But others might not. So keep the stereo down late at night, especially in wamer weather when people have their windows open. Same goes for your vehicles with the megawatt subwoofers.

2. Use the city provided trash and recycle bins according to instructions. And don't leave them out by the curb for days after the pickup. Know your trash day and your biweekly recycle dates.

3. When you come home at bar time, remember that your neighbor's lawn is not a trash can. Also, even if there aren't any legal parking places left, that is no reason to park over my driveway. You will get towed (it will cost you about a hundred bucks and plenty of hours of aggravation).

4. Have fun, study hard and use common sense.

Again, welcome back.

My annual bump.
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby Madsci » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:40 pm

Poor Henry, he only bumps once a year.

Yes, I did notice that they are back. Somebody was breeding 18 years ago.
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby fennel » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:20 pm

Addendum:
And never, ever, sign a rental lease that expires on a day of the month other than the one on which it commences.
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby Henry Vilas » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:02 pm

My annual bump:

Henry Vilas wrote:Welcome to the neighborhood.

Just a few little rules to help you fit in:

1. Yes, you really like your taste in music. But others might not. So keep the stereo down late at night, especially in wamer weather when people have their windows open. Same goes for your vehicles with the megawatt subwoofers.

2. Use the city provided trash and recycle bins according to instructions. And don't leave them out by the curb for days after the pickup. Know your trash day and your biweekly recycle dates.

3. When you come home at bar time, remember that your neighbor's lawn is not a trash can. Also, even if there aren't any legal parking places left, that is no reason to park over my driveway. You will get towed (it will cost you about a hundred bucks and plenty of hours of aggravation).

4. Have fun, study hard and use common sense.

Again, welcome back.
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Re: Welcome back students

Postby Abdul » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:15 pm

This winter try to follow the winter parking rules. To find out go to www.cityofmadison.com/winter The City will even send you e-mails and tweets to remind you. Of course, the 5 inches of snow should be all the reminder you need.
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