Logjam wrote:..."would you like the chicken, or the human feces with broken pieces of glass in it?"...
Close, but it was more like: "The flight attendant arrives at your row and asks, 'Could I interest you in the chicken? [dramatic pause] Or would you prefer the human shit?'" The crowd ROARED. Once we'd quieted down, he added "'...with broken glass in it.'"
For some reason, one that stuck with me was: "After anal sex, we'll have shortcake!"
Because I'm nine, probably. Or I like shortcake and anal sex.